My son useless
Can't play Ping-Pong
He try to get a date with the girl Sue Yong
But she said hell no 'cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the Dim Sum
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
My son so dumb, my son so dumb
Yeah, yeah, yeah
My son is so dumb, yeah
He text Ming Lee but she a pick me
Too bad he broke can't buy the Milk Tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
'Cause if you try me then I do the Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the Kim Chi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar 50
Do not think I forgot you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you go say sorry
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
My son so dumb, my son so dumb
Yeah, yeah, yeah
My son is so dumb, yeah
My son so dumb
IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him Ching Chong
He eat the wonton but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless
Can't play Ping-Pong
He try to get a date with the girl Sue Yong
But she said hell no 'cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the Dim Sum
Yeah, yeah, yeah
My son so dumb, my son so dumb
Yeah, yeah, yeah
My son is so dumb yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
My son so dumb, my son so dumb
Yeah, yeah, yeah
My son is so dumb, yeah aye
