Are you homework?
Because I wanna slam you on my desk and do you

80℅

Are you a book?
Because I wanna spread you open

90℅

Are you a popsicle?
Because I wanna lick you dry

80℅ heard it before

Really?
I made that up on the spot

Yeah my ex loved me and popsicles so he made his favorite thing a pick up line

What kinda coincidence?

Lol right

Are you a trampoline ? bc i wanna jump up and down on you

80℅

YEAAAAAAAAAAAH BABYYYYYYY

Lol

Are you a field?
Cause I’m a fill ya with my seeds-

60℅

MULTIPLE BALLS

BALLS IN YOUR WALLS EVERYWHERE

Lol 50℅

yay

Oof

oof?

?

you said oof

Yeah

why

Idk

ok