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335 views • 4 upvotes • Made by ChaosIsFeelinSpoopy 11 months ago in Role_Play
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Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 10 replies
"Great time for my visor flashlight to be running low.." She slowly backed up.
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
(Alexa's a man?!)

*She succeeds, somehow, and the idol falls to pieces, and its' soul is for some reason absorbed into the runic greatsword wielded by...you still don't his name.*
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
(Accidentally said he, sorry)



"There." She went over to him.
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
(It' cool)

"uh...thanks..."

*He swiftly covers his eye again, praying that Alexa didn't detect the claw marks.*
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"How'd you get those claw marks?" She did a quick scan of his body, as she does with everyone.
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"Shit. It was...a giant wolf. I was camping in the forest several years ago, hunting this wolf, and it turned towards me, ran at me, and..."
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"Ouch."
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"Indeed, miss...Alexa."
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"And what's your name?"
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"Aethir. But most just call me..."

*A familiar demonic face replaces his for a split second, albeit with the face patch and hood.*

"Reaver."
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo
"Hm. Understood."
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"You...okay?"

*The face flashes again, as Rea-I mean, AETHIR looks behind himself, seeing something Alexa can't.*

"You...?"
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"Uh..."
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"What?'

"Yes, Alexa. What did you see?"

*A familiar voice is heard along with Aethir's, albeit MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH creepier.*
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"What is that...voice?"
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"One that I believe you remember fondly."

*Tentacles begin to emerge from the ground, as the demon boy(or maybe not???)appears, with a coffee.*

"Jesus, you two okay? Looks like you just got attacked by a Shadowreaver."
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"Who...are you?"
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"I am Ulfr, the Shadow-touched. You remember Reaper, correct?"
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"Yes."
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"Consider me...a parent of his."
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo
"Hm. Charmed to meet you."
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
(This is Alexa, BTW, forgot to say that)
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo
(I see.)
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"How?"
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"No internet."
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"Ah."
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
She groaned.
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"?"
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"I just can't believe him."
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"Ah....."
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
She frowned.
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
". . ."
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo
"So, tell me about yourself...selves."
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo
"A F**KING CUTLASS!!!"
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
*Charybdis lowers their head.*

"I am Charybdis, and I currently hold the title for the Demon Lord of the Beast element. Aethir and Reaver are Demon Lords too, with Reaver being for Malice and Aethir for Ruin."
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"Ah. Great."
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
". . . Many other Demon Lords exist too. Nyx, Reaper, Abraxas..."
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"Well...I'm a Queen...and a protogen. Really all there is to me."
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"Ah..."
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"Yep."
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
". . ."

*You suddenly hear a demonic screech from presumably Charybdis.*

"AAAAAARRRRGGHHH! WHO DID THAT!"
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"What?"
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"SOMEONE JUST STABBED ME WITH A CUTLASS!"
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo
"..What?"
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
". . ." *It just...stares at her. Quiet sobbing and muffled speech can be heard from nearby, followed by footsteps.*
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 2 replies
She raised her fists, frantically glancing around. "I....I am Alexa M-McCland, queen of the...Ocean Kingdom...and I'm not afraid to kick your ass..."
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo
(Sorry it took a bit, I was doing things)
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
". . ."

*Suddenly, two dark, olive green cat-like eyes, one covered by a leather patch, pierce out from the darkness, as a demonic figure slowly steps out from the shadows, carrying an odd weapon made of runestone.*
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"You....uh...really..wanna..mess with a...queen..?"
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"...not at all, my queen."
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 2 replies
"Then what do you want?"
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
". . . that. idol."

*The figure says through gritted teeth, running at it.

Unfortunately for them, the idol them comes to life, and begins attacking both the protogen relic hunter. Now that I say that, it kinda sounds like a shitty sitcom. Whatever.*
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 2 replies
She tried to stomp on it.
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
*She fails, only denting the skull and infuriating the idol more, as it grabs for the relic hunter.*

"oh shit."

*He is then thrown into a wall by the cursed idol.*
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo
He punched the idol.
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo
(Forgot to mention, his patch fell off of his eye, revealing a massive claw mark on his right eye.)
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo
(If you're for some reason curious as to what the idol looks like currently just look up Monculus from MsM.*
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
(Mostly just facesitting shit.)
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
She stared. "I'm...going to have a big talk with him when I get home."
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"I. Called it."
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"Hopefully he didn't find out about this me and Koa...yes...I do it...sometimes.."
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
". . ."
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"Don't judge me..okay? His face is..fluffy..and comfy to sit on.
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"............................................."

*Charybdis lifts its' head onto the temple surface, staring at Alexa, blushing a tiny bit.*
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"What?"
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"Nooooooothing."
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo
"Hm. Well, I'm probably gonna ground him."
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
*A demonic voice begins to shake the temple. It is assumed to be Charybdis.*

"Probably his libido too."

*Charybdis and Ulfr then proceed to kind of high five, with both creating demonic hands from thin air to high five.*
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"For the record, I've been monitoring his search history frequently."
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
*Charybdis creates a holo stone,which creates a hologram to read his search history.*

"I...can't...read."
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
She read it.
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"Thank you, child."
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"Let's see here..."
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"?"
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
(You gonna tell me what it is)
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
(Are you? I mean, it's probably a LOT of facesitting shit, but yknow.)
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo
(Well, I dunno what he would be searching, so you gotta tell me)
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"You as well, Queen Alexa. Shame that you're married to that blazung otter who deserves a special spot in the Scorn, but I suppose I can look past that."
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"Koamaru is an amazing husband, a great friend, and an even greater father."
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"FATHER?!"

*He spits his coffee out, burning a hole in the ground.*

"Oh, Charybdis is gonna be pissed."
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"Why so?"
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"This temple is its' home.*
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"And why is him being a dad gonna make him angry?"
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"Not that, the coffee."
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"Oh."
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
0 ups, 11mo, 1 reply
"..."
Milkbuds
0 ups, 11mo
"Well, our son is great, got my robotic parts, and Koa's fluffy adorableness."
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You are in a huge temple in the middle of nowhere. There is also no light, besides your (whichever type of light you choose, has to be small.), which is starting to burn out. You suddenly hear a creepy laugh from behind you in a very small room. You turn around to look and there appears to be a creepy-looking idol smiling at you, not moving at all yet seeming alive. WDYD?