(Alexa's a man?!)
*She succeeds, somehow, and the idol falls to pieces, and its' soul is for some reason absorbed into the runic greatsword wielded by...you still don't his name.*
"One that I believe you remember fondly."
*Tentacles begin to emerge from the ground, as the demon boy(or maybe not???)appears, with a coffee.*
"Jesus, you two okay? Looks like you just got attacked by a Shadowreaver."
*Charybdis lowers their head.*
"I am Charybdis, and I currently hold the title for the Demon Lord of the Beast element. Aethir and Reaver are Demon Lords too, with Reaver being for Malice and Aethir for Ruin."
". . ."
*Suddenly, two dark, olive green cat-like eyes, one covered by a leather patch, pierce out from the darkness, as a demonic figure slowly steps out from the shadows, carrying an odd weapon made of runestone.*
". . . that. idol."
*The figure says through gritted teeth, running at it.
Unfortunately for them, the idol them comes to life, and begins attacking both the protogen relic hunter. Now that I say that, it kinda sounds like a shitty sitcom. Whatever.*
*She fails, only denting the skull and infuriating the idol more, as it grabs for the relic hunter.*
"oh shit."
*He is then thrown into a wall by the cursed idol.*
*A demonic voice begins to shake the temple. It is assumed to be Charybdis.*
"Probably his libido too."
*Charybdis and Ulfr then proceed to kind of high five, with both creating demonic hands from thin air to high five.*
"You as well, Queen Alexa. Shame that you're married to that blazung otter who deserves a special spot in the Scorn, but I suppose I can look past that."
You are in a huge temple in the middle of nowhere. There is also no light, besides your (whichever type of light you choose, has to be small.), which is starting to burn out. You suddenly hear a creepy laugh from behind you in a very small room. You turn around to look and there appears to be a creepy-looking idol smiling at you, not moving at all yet seeming alive. WDYD?