I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to be mean, I just want to enjoy it without spending 30 minutes bc I skipped half the chapters..

Then don’t skip the chapters

But I already did. Because I don’t wanna read a story where every chapter is treated like a frickin novel when being written (no offense shiver but it’s LONG, even for a bossfights story), and where it looks like a paragraph is like 20 sentences (like goddang just separate it a little better and it’ll be easier to read). I like shiver’s stories but it just feels like A LOT. And I mean A LOT. Not just a lot of words, but a lot of plot, and ANYTHING could happen like the chapter where everything turned to FRICKING GODZILLA.

TL:DR: IT’S LONG AND CONFUSING AND I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH BRAINCELLS TO UNDERSTAND.

Then just ignore the story all together if you don’t understand

But I WANT to enjoy it at a level my 3 braincells can process. All I wanted was a FRICKIN SUMMARY. That doesn’t mean “explain it all in one sentence”, it means “shorten it to maybe a paragraph or two per chapter.”

Shiver f**king writes chapters that way because that is how chapters in actual books are written idiot

No, chapters have shorter paragraphs, but more paragraphs. If I were to read Hunger Games, for instance, a paragraph would be around 5-10 sentences or even less. Shiver makes it twice that. I’m not saying I don’t wanna read bc it’s bad, I’m saying the spacing is in need of improvement. At this point you just wanna argue against me.

You’ve read some short books then
And at this point you just want to piss me off

I guess your books are heavy as heck.
At this point it’s not about shiver to you anymore.