Infectious Smile.mp3

Me: A smile can't be that infectious

*Note: you can buy multiple, but the knife costs 50 rice bucks while the others only cost 20*

Me: K

Blook: "Report back to the Smiling Extermination stand when you've killed 5 of them."

Me: Ok

*There's a Smiling over there!*

*Hits smiling*

*It's dying. Blook says he counts that as a kill.*

Me: Die beyotch

*There's another couple./

*Hits them both*

*These two are a bit stronger and survive the hits*

Me: I'll focking do it again!
*Hits them again*

*One grabs you and tries to pull you to the Smiling Transformer*

Me: Let go of me!
*Hits it again*

*Not trying to argue when i say this but you can only hit it while being held with weapons such as the knife or gun, and you have neither.*

Me: HIJO DE PUTAAAAA!!

what

Me: Idk

Blook: "Let me take care of these guys."
*He grabs a gun and shoots one, before stabbing the other with his knife*

Me: Thx

???: "Hey. I'm Rob. You'll want some weapons to protect yourself from those... things."
Blook: "These 'smilings' are attacking everyone, so I've set up a Smiling Extermination service. We've already got a member!"
Victoria: "And I'm said member."

Me: E

Victoria: "Uhhh, Blook, why did he just say E?"
Blook: "He's random."

Me: Yeah don't judge me

Blook: "Wanna join us?

*My head turns to Blook's face while making concrete noises*
Me: Sure

Blook: "For training, get a weapon from Rob and kill 5 Smilings."

Me: Ok

*Rob's current selection for you is:
Baseball Bat
Bottle
Knife*

*Picks bottle*

*There's a lava lake with Smilings on the other side, but it's too large to cross.*

Me: Now what

Blook: "I'll get you an obsidian boat to cross."

Me: But where do we get obsidian to craft it?

Blook: "I have a chest of rare things."

Me: I believe obsidian is in there.

Blook: "I even have a netherite shovel to use for the boat."

Me: Like a paddle right?