god i need this shirt

XD
We should buy everyone in this stream that shirt just because we can

i just want it because my name is dave

not named dave but i resonate with this shirt

lmfao

I want this because my name is not Dave

if you are not dave you cannot wear the shirt

I am above the law, David.

you may be above the law
but not the universal rule that only daves can wear the shirt

ROFL

i am literally just
the dave of guy
chill ass dude doing dave things

not givin a shit about what anyone thinks
just minding his own damn business
abiding by the universal laws of dave stuff

indubitabley