Onan: Ladies and gentlemen, our first guest of the night is a, well, how shall I describe them, I guess...
*camera cut to a little blonde girl*
Girl: Hi-
Onan: ELIZABETH I SWEAR TO DYLAN I AM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU IN THE CAR IF YOU DONT STAY BACKSTAGE LIKE WE PROMISED OKAY?!?!
Girl: Jeez, sorry...
*audience laughter*
Onan: Anyway. Please welcome MyCellsGoneRogue!