Late Night with Onan Co'Brien

Onan: Ladies and gentlemen, our first guest of the night is a, well, how shall I describe them, I guess...

*camera cut to a little blonde girl*

Girl: Hi-

Onan: ELIZABETH I SWEAR TO DYLAN I AM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU IN THE CAR IF YOU DONT STAY BACKSTAGE LIKE WE PROMISED OKAY?!?!

Girl: Jeez, sorry...

*audience laughter*

Onan: Anyway. Please welcome MyCellsGoneRogue!

Wassup my fellow cancer patients’

*audience applaud*

Onan: So, as your username would suggest, you appear to have been diagnosed with cancer. Can we assume this?

no. i felt like spreading awareness to cancer cuz why not?

Onan: Oh, wholesome. Sorry, I spaced out for a couple seconds. What's your opinion on Discord predators?

Terrible people

Onan: Yes, absolutely.

*audience chuckles*

Why is that funny? Anyway, let’s talk about race. What’s your opinion on race?

It’s someone’s roots or ethnicity that makes everyone different.

Onan: Would you consider yourself a racist?

That’s hard, I don’t see myself as a racist, but probably SOME people think me as a racist considering I’m apart of MSmg.

Onan: I see. So do you like the color white? Like in general?

Yeah, white is one of my favorite colors.

*Onan looks at the camera*

Onan: You hear that, MSMG? He’s one of us.

*audience laughter*

Onan: So, let’s see… what is your opinion on the state of Washington?

Nothing there is really famous instead of that tower in Seattle and icarly.

Onan: I agree with that statement. Anyway we’re almost out of time, anything you’d like to ask or share?

Follow me to be a cancer patient and uh… I forgor 💀
Bye cancer patients I guess. Also nobody never ship me with del again!

Onan: *Grinch smile*

Thank you very much. Ladies and gents, My-Cells-Gone-Rouge!

*loud cheers from the audience*

You misspelled your username by the way. Anyway , bye.

Stfu.

I wonder how old elizabeth is

I killed the show 💀
Also around 14 - 15

18?

good for me

☹️👍

Bro thinks he wants to “I’ve eaten and beaten and eaten and beaten and eaten and beaten and eaten and beaten and eaten and beaten and eaten and beaten and eaten and beaten”

Onan's daughter who has an unfortunate name is 12

Don't get ideas

what about the his wife

Early 30s

coo coo