1. I'm online about 9-12 hours a day, so I would be able to approve a lot of memes and unlike others, I actually do my job and mark NSFW memes as NSFW and SFW memes as SFW.
2. Even if I removed all other owners and moderators' status of owner/mod, leaving me as the only moderator left, I would still do a great job at approving images, I could probably approve more in one day than all of you do combined in a day.
3. I would have the power to do whatever I wanted with the stream, which means that I can ban the hated users which would make MSMG a better place.
4. I'm a better moderator than any of you guys.
5. I know how to actually moderate because I have experience with it
6. Every single one of you are below me anyways.
7. I can actually follow the rules unlike some of you.