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The power to shapeshift into whatever I want

Whenever you do shapeshift, you move twice as slow for the duration of the ability.

but you have explosive dirriah :)

What's a dirriah?

the power to always have explosive diarrhea

You have to eat taco bell to power up

done

XD

brig brain time

who tf

Dr. Theron Sherman from the site 42 YouTube channel and SCPwiki

much obliged

You can only use the middle stall in every bathroom you enter. If there is no middle stall, you use the one closest to the urinals or door.

super

The power to make any idea in my head real ( and I mean ANY idea you can't put "but you can only bla blah bla" it has to be somethin else)

That kinda defeats the purpose of even commenting here.

but you have explosive dirriah

f**king shut up

Well said

No.