Goober and Dude were vacationing when Stickia got attacked, my contribution to Shiver's story

*Dude watches as the hunter flies into the mothership*
Dude: He's gonna get himself killed.
Goober: let him cook.
Dude: haha, real funny, it's not like his small jet can do anyth---
*the ship's shields fall*
Dude: damn.
Dude: should we go help?
Goober: depends, how could we?
Dude: I dunno, ATTACKING THE MOTHERSHIP?
Goober: Is that an enemy or friendly mothership?
Dude: what do you thin---
*The sky's turn purple and the limitless devourer lands*

Goober: HOLY SHIT ITS THE MAN!
Dude: what the hell is that?
Goober: the limitless devourer, he devourers things, I think.
Dude: your a pain.

Dude pulls out a standard grade lightning rocket launcher and aims it at the limitless devourer

Goober: HEY! He's on our side! I think?
Dude: but he's a big monster!
Goober: your a small monster.
Dude: f**k you.