Black guy suprised

I like to sit in a plastic chair with a black coffee outside when it rains.

why the plastic chair

Its portable

mk

they uncomfortable and cold

It's one of those patted ones

pic

i go hiking in the rain or at least i used to before i moved from italy, uhhhh yeah
i still go on walks during the rain

I think in the rain, and I jog at sundown

Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.

I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.

Killjoy.