Any RP except ERP

Gaster: If any of you do so much as lay a finger on me, you'll all be dead in the blink of an eye. Understand?

Carter: uuuuhhh, I am Carter Stone of the Esplion-11 MTF... the fu-

*USSR and TR are chatting. You guessed it was the time before TR ripped the treaty*

Carter: *tries to contact the SCP foundation*

*They don't answer*

Carter: *shoots multiple times in the air*

USSR: *turns to you*

Considering they can all easily be gunned down by my Ak47... I would easily shoot them

*probably

lol

(Just imagine its a human version)
Modern america: *confusion*

*UK hugs him* It's okay...

A: *bolts awake* The Vietkong! oh... im still here...

UK: *continues to hug him, not knowing he woke up*

A: uhhh...dad?

*He pulls away*

A: i was having a nightmare agian... wasnt i?

*He nods*

A: sorry... its been a stressful 300 years...

UK: Look, I'm sorry about our conflict.

A: dude... even by now it was a good hundred years ago.

GE: *sits beside him* Don't worry. We will win this war.

*past america kicks down the door*
PA: THOSE MOTHER F**KERS!

GE: Calm down!

PA: F**KING JAPAN! they bombed my boats!

GE: Seriously?! *she groans in annoyance* I have an idea. Bomb them!

PA: WITH WHAT?!

GE: Big boys. *she smiles menacingly, hoping he knew what she meant*

nukes dont exist yet-)
PA: what the f**k?

GE: *basically just exposed the fact that she was secretly from the future* Nevermind.

PA: ok then... wait who dat? *points to A*
A: im you.
PA: Yu?
A: no. im you.
PA: you just said that...
A: idiot im you. y-o-u.
Pa: i dont get it.

GE: Oh, okay.
USSR: But what do you want, Allied? *you see TR turn around from the group, he has a piece of paper. USSR turns to him* What are you doing?! Don't do that-! *TR rips the paper and USSR becomes furious*

A: heh. Knew that was gonna happen

*USSR tries to attack TR. GE surprisingly tries to help USSR. They both get pushed out of the tent. You catch a glimpse of them both signing a contract outside, hoping to restore the peace between Germany and Russia*

A: guess I'll help you. Again.

*USSR and GE walk off.*

A: *follow*

*USSR looks around and starts to walk North. GE seems confused but follows him*

A: *follows*

*They enter some sort of base camp. You guessed they at some point turned West and entered Russia. The soviet soldiers raise their firearms at GE, ready to strike. USSR stands infront of her and shouts something at them. They put their guns down*

A: *walks on* Heya reds

*He nods*

A: *just kinda watches*

*USSR and GE walk up to the camp*

A: oh hello.

UK: Hm?
*GE sits beside UK and tells her idea to him*

A: ...

UK: I don't know... that could be risky.

A: ... *falling asleep*

*GE gets back up*

A: *nodding off*

*USSR and TR are chatting, you guessed it was before the treaty was ripped*

A: ...

USSR: *notices you* Ah! Allied! *Everyone turns to you and points a gun at you. Another countryhuman walks in, you recognize her from modern time*
???: Hello, Vater- Allied!

A: woah woah woah! I haven't seen you lot in a good 90 years!

USSR: What? *barely pulls his gun down*

A: yeah! You died like 30 years ago! *points at USSR*

USSR: ...What? It's f**king World War 2, what are you talking about?!

A: nah... that was in 1925... it's 2023!

USSR: Actually, World War 2 started in 1933. It's actually 1939.

A: oh f**k...

*You barely heard something about bombing TR*

A: ooooh.

*USSR continues to laugh*

U: ...

*USSR goes silent*

A: ...

*The two walk together in awkward silence*

A: *goes off to find the other allies*

*You see them in a camp about a quarter of a mile away from the base camp*

A: *walks over*

GE: He is you *points to PA* but from the future. Get it now?

PA: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

GE: Yeah.

A: idiot.

*she shakes her head*

PA: hey! im you!
A: but younger and stupider.

GE: *nods* Yep. He has a new kind of- *abruptly stops, noticing what she said* F**k...

A: ?
PA: ?

GE: Nothing. Nevermind. YOU HEARD NOTHING! *she gets up and quickly walks away*
USSR: That was odd.

PA: yeah...
A: *knew what she was talking about, just didnt care*

*He nods and continues to walk off with GE*

A: *following*

USSR: Why are you still following us? What do you want?

A: to go through memory lane. how is past me doing anyway?

USSR: I don't know. I don't keep track of the Allied Powers.

A: i wasnt even allied by this time i dont think. i only joined when japan made the mistake of attacking me.

USSR: When did that happen..?

A: sometime in... 1924? i think.

USSR: World War 2 started in 1933!!!

A: its been a long time! i guess it was 1945.

*He shrugs*

A: ...

*You feel a strong wind/force come from the east*

A: ugh...

UK: Oh, great.

A: ... ?

UK: Nevermind.

A: ...

*You guessed the wind was from an explosion*

A: ugh.. Can I not just sleep?!

*GEs eyes go wide and she holds her head and looks down, having a flashback of some sort*

A: ?

USSR: Shit. Not this again... She has random flashbacks, we don't know about what, though.

A: ah.

*You guessed it was from WW2 since she WAS the future version of GE*

A: ...

*GE mumbles something*

A: ...

*This goes on for at least an hour*

A: ...

GE: Actually. I heard they were going to attack in 1941.

A: oh right. duh thats when it ends. yeah for the axis it was all downhill when i got involved.

USSR: *scoffs* Sure about that? I'm honestly one of the strongest ones in the war!

A: sure. youll be thinking differently when hey take moscow and force you back to leningrad.

GE: *kind of mad* Not if I have anything to do about it.

A: eh.

GE: *scowls. UK slowly walks towards the base. USSR says something to GE and walks off towards UK*

A: heyo! britain!

*He doesn't hear you. You see UK smile and hand USSR some sort of paper. USSR motions for GE to come to him and she walks over to the two. She is also handed a paper as well*

A: well then i guess ill go f**k myself.

GE: Do I... know you from somehwere..?

Who?)

(you)

Que?)

She's talking about America, sorry)

No who is GE?)

(I forgot the picture, sorry)

Oh)

Yeah)

A: no?

USSR: *jumps in alarment* Where'd you come from?!

A: I never left!

USSR: *facepalm* Why did you follow us here?

A: to see what was happening.

USSR: I'm just trying to at least stay allies with German Empire!

A: wait those guys still exist? i thought they died when NaziGermany took over.

*he motions to GE*
USSR: There is a new one. Third Reich's sister.

U: oh so we call them "Third Reich"?

USSR: Yes. That is his name. This *he motions to GE* Is his sister, like I said. German Empire.

A: i know. im old. not deaf.

UK: *leads you to a tent so you could sleep*

A: *passes out on the way there, he was clearly sleep deprived*

UK: *forces himself to pick him up. This is normal, since he is his father*

A: ugh... f**k off daaad...

*UK shrugs and sits him back down*

A: *sleeping*

*UK walks back outside. You hear USSR barely singing Party Like a Russian*

A: ughhh... so.. loud...

*Everything goes quiet*

A: thank you..

*GE is the first to wake up*

A: *too tired to care*

GE: what the f**k happened?

A: i dont f**king know...

*She rubs her forehead* Wait a minute... F**K!

A: what?

GE: *sighs* Sleeping gas, basically.

A: oh.

*she nods* That could mean only one thing. My Bruder was here.

A: mmmm...

UK: Sleep. We'll go see what that was. *The other Allied get up*

A: oh ok...

*They walk off towards the East. About 2 hours later UK comes on the radio at the camp*
UK: Hello? America?

A: f**king what dad?

UK: There's been an explosion in Germany. It wasn't in Third Reich's territory, it was GE. We still haven't found her yet.

A: oh shit... ughhhhh... guess ill get up...

UK: *static* Cordinates now. *static again. The radio goes off*

A: im in the camp... though "present" me is unknown.

*You get a notification. You guessed he meant he was sending you his cords but it got cut out*

A: ugh...

*Everyone else wakes up*

A: *napping*

*When you wake up, GE and USSR have left*

A: *yawning* what did i miss?

UK: GE is going to go bomb TR.

A: ok.

*He nods*

A: so how are you dad? when im from youre kinda knee deep in shit.

UK: Good. Princess Elizabeth II has turned into a teen.

A: *winces at that* watch out for the year 2022.

GE: Will you two quit it?

A: only if he does. *you see his bloodshot eyes through the top of his sunglasses, looks like hes had a rough time since the end of WW2*

*USSR scowls before walking away. GE sighs and shakes her head. She gets and idea and smiles menacingly*

A: what are you plotting?

GE: Nothing.

A: ...

*she continues to smile menacingly and walks off towards USSR*

A: *concerned*

*She tells the idea to USSR who laughs*

A: ?

*she nods*

A: eh. im tired...

GE: Same.

A: *lays down for a nap*

*GE also lays down* I still have a feeling I know you from somewhere...

A: i dont remember you...

*He actually remembers seeing her in modern day*

A: wait... eh... not important right now...

*She seems confused, but shrugs*

A: *naps*

UK: I know... I'm still sorry.

A: ah.

*He nods. He seems to be stressed about the war at the moment*

A: ...

*There is silence*

A: ... *stress* i remember this feeling... its only happened twice...

Everyone at the same time: What?

A: pearl harbor...

GE: Oh. You mean with Japanese Empire?

A: yes...

*The two hand the papers back and walk back over to you*

A: ...

USSR: I just did something I never thought I would...

A: what? be nice?

USSR: Nah. Join the Allied Powers.

A: *laughing*

USSR: Shut it.

A: *laughs harder*

*USSR approaches you, GE holds him back*

A: *pulls out a sawed-off shotgun, stops laughing* you really wanna try anything russkie?

*It is TOO quiet*

A: hmmm...

*It continues to stay quiet*

A: *gets up* whats going on?

*You walk outside and see some kind of mist clearing. Everyone has passed out*

A: oh shit...

*Luckily none of them are dead*

A: *pulls out his shotgun* whats going on?

*You hear German, Italian, and Japanese laughter in the distance*

A: ugh... maybe ill let the japanese do what they will to peral harbor... then i can be justified in taking my pills...

*She walks back over and sits down again*

A: ...

*She whispers something in your ear*
GE: Ignore what I just said. I am from 2023 as well.

A: *thumbs up*

*she nods*

A: ...

*Silence*

A: *quiet*

USSR: *leans back slightly and sighs*

A: ...

UK: What do you mean?

A: yull find out...

*He shrugs*

A: ...

UK: How are you, son?

A: been better... shits gone downhill for me since 1956...

UK: What happened?

A: the cold war.. then 'nam... then 9/11.... the afghanistan... then i got an idiot for a president... and now i have a man who is senile....

UK: Damn.

A: yup...

*When you get there, you see them searching for her. USSR is also there*

A: oh hey...

UK: Hello.
*USSR walks off more towards the center*
USSR: Hey, I think I found something!

A: ooo goodie!~

*Everyone runs up to him. He picks up what looks like a gun- GE's pistol, by the looks of it*

A: oh damn.

USSR: It's empty. She normally always has it loaded. *he continues to shift around in the rubble. He picks something- or someone- up. It's GE. She's passed out and bloodied up horribly*

A: oh shit..

UK: Good thing we set up a small camp just in case it took us all day. C'mon.

A: alright...

*GE passes out*

*They walk towards a small camp. After about half an hour, they get her bandaged up and awake*

A: *fell asleep again*

*UK sits beside you. He sighs*

A: *clearly having a nightmare*

*UK gently pats his back*

A: ...

UK: I'm sorry...

A: hhng...

*UK seems to feel bad about The Revolutionary War*

A: *tenses up* no... not the trees... theyre in the trees...

UK: Hello there, America!

A: hey there.

France: Hello!

A: hello cowards.

*Confused*

A: *laughs* so. hows it going?

UK: Managed to get GE and USSR on our side.

A: coolio. how is past me doing?

UK: Wreckless as ever.

A: neat? no idea what that means.