Every night, Hoplash sees this creature in his dreams.. To him, it is oddly comforting, as if familiar.. Time to get cracking on

Bubble Buddy real?????

No stop pls

?
I only said it once-

HE IS NOT YOUR BUDDY. HE IS AN ALL-POWERFUL GUARDIAN IF THE- I’ve said too much

I was just referencing SpongeBob 😭

*pops*

Lol

Fine. I shall hold back then

*he grins and spins violently at bubble man*

Every hit passes through as if he’s just water (he is)

Puts him in an oven

*exits through the small cracks in the oven*

Wow your good

Lol

I don’t know if I can beat you

You can’t.

What can I do for you. Oh greater one

Physical attacks are useless against me

/j

He’s actually solid water shaped like bubbles

*swims*

*ejects him and bubbles form near his hand*

So you want a fight eh?

The bubbles flatten and begin forming a shuriken/ninja star. It glows bright blue

*I start to levitate with my eyes glowing red*

The shuriken flies past you, shredding several nearby trees.

Oh. Crap

*warbled voice* Do not underestimate me. I am the guardian made of water. I could end your life right now by draining you of water.

Well then. How about we don’t battle to the death. But I do want to battle

Time to get cracking on the story