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S: okay, so if I get this straight, WHAT law is stopping me from dropkicking a vending machine?
SF: a law.
S: *stands above police station* NOW I AM ABOVE THE LAW.

Darkuun: okay, so you have 5 bottle of caramel sauce, and you give 2 away, how many do you have left?
S: 5.
D: and what if someone takes 2 by FORCE?
S: 5.
….
And a corpse.

Penman: what’s up mother truckers?
S: …and u took that personally.

Road work ahead?
Uh, yeah. I SURE HOPE IT DOES-

*breaks trough door*
Hi welcome to chilli’s

Announcer: you are… NOT THE FATHER!
S: WOOOOO YEAH BABYYY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THATS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT WOOOOO *kicks toon sketchy around the room, jasper staring in wtf*

CD: hey, you see that woman over there, go talk to her, it’s a hell of cha-
S: I’m gonna stop you right there.

Moss: hey dude how’ve ya bee- oh my god.
S: I’m running on half an hour of sleep, an Oreo, and suicidal thoughts. I’m ready to kill god, or BECOME ONE.

S: aw, how adorable, a duck family crossing the street, I should wait, for that’s a good deed.
*penman crosses the street after*
S: ROAD SAFETY LAWS PREPARE TO BE IGNORED.

Iron K: say, how about you check out that incredibly hostile environment over there?
S: nah fam I ain’t stupid, nerd.
IK: heard there’s a caramel fountain
S:….
*3 hours later*
S: 6 broken bones, 65 internal bleeding, but I got it. AND YES, I KNOW IM ON FIRE, BUT ITS WORTH IT.

Ch: pull the lever sketch!
S*pulls lever*
Ch: WRONG LEVEeeeerrrr-
S: man why did you even install this home security-

Hehe

S: No… but I kinda agree with the villain’s perspective.
Everyone: DUDE WE’RE WATCHING A WW2 DOCUMENTARY!

Penman: What do babies and ratios have in common?
Darkuun: I don’t know, they’re permanent?
Sketchy: Both can be removed with laser
P and D *slowly turns at Sketchy* What the fu-

S: I’m depressed
Suddenly, pineapples
S: This doesn’t work

Asdfmovie reference

Yes

*[CD] was working on something when Sketchy walked in*

S: Dude, Check out this pistol I just found!
[CD]: Sketch, That's bad luck!
S: Chill Out, Bro!

*Malice spawns in*

M: WHO SUMMONED ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?
[CD]&S: *confused screaming*

*Howard and Sketchy chilling on the couch*
Howard: Sketchy, since your body is radiated with energy from Witte Leegte which has high amount of Energy, do you think your body can power up a city for a day, with the Plutonium running in your body?
Sketchy: What the fu-

Sans Sketchy: Did you ever hear the tradgedy of Darth Plaugesis the wise?

(Sorry man if there occured grammar issues, on a Swedish Ipad keyboard while typing this)

Hey Sketchy
I just wanted to let you know I've been drawing you as Mark in the Mandela Catalogue
Just wanted you to know so if you want me to stop you can tell me

nah go ahead :D

Okay, I like it, Picasso 🤌

Hol on lemme do one with you

LMAO

K done :D

YT channel?

Nope

Y not?

Dunno too lazy