Gingerbread Man: thank you all for coming today. I am here to address the recent trip that me, the goddess Awenasa, my son Jonathan and his friend Eclipse took to the mysterious portal that opened recently. We found ourselves in a universe full of planets that had chunks ripped out of them. We call this place the Dead Universe.
*Crowd scribbles down notes*
GM: we believe that the cause of these devastated planets is a large Limitless who calls himself the Ripper of Worlds.
*Crowd murmurs worriedly*
GM: however, we ran scans on the planets and found that they are full of all kinds of different minerals not even on the periodic table. Subsequently we don't know anything about these minerals, but they could be very strong and useful in...
*Crowd member raises hand*
GM: yes?
Crowd member: I'm Goober, from the Goober News Network.
GM: I've never heard of that channel before.
Goober: I'm the only member. Anyway, I wanted to say that I don't think any exploration is gonna be worth it. That Planet Shredder thingy is gonna shred us too!
*Another crowd member raises hand*
GM: yes?
*A female Inkla walks onstage."
Inkla: I'm Clarissa, ambassador for the Inklas on Saltu. And I want to address the audience.
GM: O...kay?
Clarissa: who cares about some stupid monster? Were you not listening? New worlds! Undiscovered elements! I say we explore it!
*Crowd cheers in agreement*
Clarissa: let's go check out the Dead Universe!
*Crowd cheers as Clarissa walks offstage*
*Gingerbread Man walks offstage towards Awenasa*
GM: they're all gonna die. I shouldn't have told them about the minerals...
Awen: well there's nothing you can do. We can only hope the Great Spirit protects them... however foolish their missions are.
