This isn't a war, this is a story
A brother who meets a broski to buy some protein, then they went out for popsicles and the broski reveals his name to be joseph, they'd later know eachother more in the movie theaters, showing "Solo: A Star Wars Story" and went home together and watched the star wars trilogy, in which they brought some potato chip, eventually(for some fuсking reason) joseph would reveal himself to be a homosexual, and then suddenl-
*BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY STARTS PLAYING LOUDLY OUTSIDE*