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0 ups, 1y,
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aint no way
0 ups, 1y,
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Wait are you the guy who escaped from Ohio federal prison?
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yep, it was actually pretty ez, do you want me to tell you the simplified or the whole story?
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W**re
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.
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I mean whole
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Ok
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So, when Bob (the Ohio head officer of Ohio Final Boss Level Prison) was near me, i used the reverse card on him, then after, a few cops noticed me, but i did the Ohio Rain Dance and they turned into 100% fresh water, then after, I did the Florida Shuffle, which made me tp to the Area 51 of Ohio, where the Ohio flesh demon was hiding, i recruited him and i did the Kansas Instant Transmission, which i used to tp me and the Ohio flesh demon to Japan, where i got my stacked friend (full netherite), he used his Knockback IIIIIIIIIIIIIX on me and the flesh demon, and i was tped to China, where the Florida version of Mao Zedong lived, he asked me for the flesh demon, and in return he would give me all the big booty bitches in the whole world, so yeah, i escaped, and here i am.
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Ok thanks
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No
0 ups, 9mo
Bet
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Bet bro 😎
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