Jason Aldean said it best in his song " Try that in a small town"

I'M IN BECAUSE AFTER CAR JACKING AN OLD LADY, I SPIT IN A COPS FACE, THEN ROBBED A LIQUOR STORE, BUT I DID ALL THAT IN A SMALL TOWN INSTEAD OF A CITY WHERE YOU GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING; HEY, DIDN'T YOU EVER HEAR THAT SONG BY JASON ALDEAN, WHERE HE TELLS YOU NOT TO DO DUMB $H!T LIKE THAT