IMAGE DESCRIPTION:
WASTES HIS LIFE WHINING ON THE INTERNET ABOUT
MEDIA BIAS AND SUBJECTIVITY IN JOURNALISM
BECAUSE HE'S A POMPOUS FOOL WHO FAILS TO
UNDERSTAND THAT, AS HUNTER S. THOMPSON WROTE, "WITH THE POSSIBLE EXCEPTION OF THINGS LIKE BOX SCORES, RACE RESULTS, AND STOCK MARKET TABULATIONS, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS OBJECTIVE JOURNALISM. THE PHRASE ITSELF IS A POMPOUS CONTRADICTION IN TERMS."