Do it

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset Type 2 Diabetes, hypertension, and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.💯💯🔥🗣

(Metal pipe falling sound)

https://i.imgflip.com/7t4otj.gifyo what is up you guys right now we’re at mcdonalds, and it is currently 3 in the morning and we just found out when you come to mcdonalds at 3 in the morning, you can order the among us happy meal you guys, that’s right, you heard, me, the among us happy meal, and there’s a toy inside of among us- you can either be a crewmate, or it can be an impostor and if you guys do not know what among us is, you must be living under a rock you guys, this game is insane, ok? so you can play with a bunch of friends ok? like 8, i- i- i think it’s up to 10 people you can play with, and there’s impostors, and there’s crewmates, and pretty much the impostor is trying to sabotage the whole game and trying to win. it’s insane you guys, once again, this- this video is not sponsored at all, but this game is insane. so we got so excited guys we love the game and we found that the mcdonalds is offering an among us happy meal, AND there’s a toy inside, but supposedly, when you get this happy meal you guys, something scary and weird with the impostor. now i don’t really believe it, but these videos i’ve been seeing on youtube have been insane, so that’s why we’re here right now, we’re gonna go through the drive through, and we’re gonna order the among us happy meal. But i need EVERYONE to like this video if you’re excited, ok? like this video with your knuckles right now, just smash, hit the like button, SUPER HARD you guys, on the count of 3 seconds i wanna see what you guys can do cuz i can’t do it, and if cole can’t do it, no one could like this video with their knuckles so let’s see if you guys can do it in 3 seconds. 3, 2, 1. OH HO!

You smell like doodoofart

AHHHHHH

Mario once saw me eating up his mommy
He told me to quit, so I spit out his baloney
it tasted like shit! God it was shit!
Get this out of my mouth, lemme spit!
I kick Mario right in the fricking face
cause he looked like a fricking disgrace
and I told him,
imma bought to put you in your place
"Oh look over there!”
Mario’s judging someone by his race
if you were a test dummy
I would put you in a shoe
I would ride you around
til you crash inside a zoo
and if I did it again
you would be up for round 2
*epik song ends* *Drop’s mic*
*Croud cheers*

I ate soap and fuggin died but then I said nuh uh and then yo momma *most fuçking derogatory slur*

I ate soap and fuggin died but then I said nuh uh and then yo momma *most fuçking derogatory slur*