GOC is like "The chair has a face? It's obviously some crazy reality-warping monster. Time to destroy it." The Serpent's Hand is like "The chair has a face? Let's adopt it and feed it." The CI is like "oh, the chair has a face? Let's make it a slave" then the go***mn scp foundation is like "oh, it's got a face? Let's stick our hands in it's mouth"