DO IT!

Charlie, are you a pyromaniac? If not, I'd like to take a moment of your time to speak to you about arson.

Lefty:

Charlie: Uhh- No?

Okay, well, arson, see here small child, is setting fire to something. Pyromania is the mental disorder where you feel the need to set fire to something. Hope you learned something. *gives lighted match to Charlie* Now go make me proud.

Lefte, Mr. Hippo, Orville Elephant, Funtime Chica, and Rockstar Freddy: BLOBBY!!!
Charlie: …..Cool.

Heh. I'm gonna like you, kid.

Charlie: Mkay! I’m like 10 though, I’m not really a kid-
Funtime Chica: *Snatches the lighter out of her hand* That’s not happening-

*Signals charlie to grab something behind my back* *whispers* I have 46 extra lighters, here.

Funtime Chica:…*She looks at Charlie with the classic Mom stare*
Charlie: Uh- I’m okay- Thank you, though.
Lefte: *Snorts* Danggg
Funtime Chica: *Same stare to Lefte*
Lefte: Y-yes ma’am…

Woop.. ANYWAY hey Charlie, ya have a phone?

Charlie: No, not yet- Chica has one though!
Funtime Chica: Well that depends- What’re ya gonna do?

Nothing, Chica. Promise I won't do anything pyromatic, please let me talk to Char here in private.

Charlie: Please??
Funtime Chica:….Fine. Don’t do anything stupid.
Charlie: Why do ya say that?
Funtime Chica: *She glances at Blobby* No reason.

*Glances at Chica* Thanks. Come on, Charlie. * I take her to a private room* So, I figured you didn't have a phone. So... SURPRISE! Gotcha one.

Charlie: *Gasp* Wow!!!! :D

Yeah! Hope'd you'd like it. Just, uh.. Don't tell Chica right now.

Charlie: Uhuh, uhuh! Can I tell Lefte tho! Wait! With my own phone- I could get an account on that one thingamajiggy!

Yes, If Lefte promises not to tell Chica, that's fine. I will talk to Chica about your phone, we'll figure it out.

set fire to William. (scrap trap)

Charlie: Gladly!
Lefte: Wait CHARLIE!
Funtime Chica: Charlie!!!

hahah.
tell him I said hi. AND THAT HE SUCKS

Yo scrappy why don’t you just take an arm for yourself?

Ima ask me why the heck is a quadratum singular hole gonna come