UFO, no UAP

WHAT'S THAT IN THE SKY A ALIEN? A UFO? ACTUALLY THAT IS AN UNIDENTIFIED AERIAL PHENOMENON (UAP) ...THERE IS NO CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE IT IS OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL ORIGIN, WE MAY OR MAY NOT BE IN POSESSION OF "OFF WORLD VEHICLES NOT MADE ON THIS EARTH" FOR DECADES AS HAS RECENTLY COME TO THE ATTENTION OF CONCERNED GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS. PEOPLE SHOULD BE ENCOURAGED TO FEEL SAFE TO COME FORWARD WITH INFORMATION ABOUT THIS PHENOMENON WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT EVEN BE REAL EVEN THOUGH THEY WILL UNFORTUNATELY ALSO PROBABLY FACE DEATH THREATS AND HARASSMENT MAYBE, BUT THEY TOTALLY SHOULDN'T, THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL AND DOESN'T MEAN IT IS OR ISN'T TRUE, "STOP THE STIGMA". IT'S IMPORTANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS IMPORTANT TOPIC THAT'S PROBABLY NOT EVEN REAL...YET IMPORTANT. IT'S TIME TO "END THE STIGMA" ABOUT HAVING A STIGMA! ALL GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES ARE NOW REQUIRED TO WATCH "IT'S OK TO TALK ABOUT UAP" WHICH FEATURES A DIVERSE CAST OF LESBIANS OF COLOR WHO MAY OR MAY NOT FEEL THEY HAVE WITNESSED UAP PHENOMEON OR BEEN INVOLUNTARILY TRANSPORTATED BY EXTRA EARTH ANAMOLOUS ENTITIES. IF YOU SEE SOMETHING MAYBE SAY SOMETHING. PEOPLE WILL STILL MAKE FUN OF YOU AND THINK YOU ARE CRAZY BUT...MIGHT ACTUALLY LOOK INTO IT THE AUTHORITIES ARE TAKING THIS POTENTIAL "NATIONAL SECURITY CONCERN" SERIOUSLY...BUT NOT TOO SERIOUSLY. COULD BE ANYTHING, COULD BE A FOREIGN ADVERSARY WE BETTER GIVE THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX TRILLIONS MORE DOLLARS JUST TO BE SAFE BUT, IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING BUT IT'S SERIOUS ENOUGH THAT IT'S NOT A JOKE IF YOU TALK ABOUT IT, AS LONG AS YOU MAKE A LITTLE JOKE ABOUT "LITTLE GREEN MEN" AND MAKE A LITTLE NERVOUS LAUGH IN ORDER TO DEMONSTATE YOU AREN'T ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHOSE BELIEVED IT WAS ALIENS THE WHOLE TIME. IF IT'S ALIENS YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO KNEW IT THE WHOLE TIME, IT STILL LOOKS BAD EVEN IF IT TURNS OUT TO BE TRUE AND WE STILL DON'T KNOW ANYTHING CONCLUSIVE AT THIS TIME. IS THERE A CRASH RETRIEVAL BUDGET YES BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS OR ISN'T IN POSSESSION OF EXTRA EARTH ANAMOLOUS VEHICLES BUT IF WE WERE WE WOULD HAVE 11 OF THEM AND VARIOUS PERSONNEL WHO CAN TESTIFY ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT THEY...ACTUALLY DID ANYTHING WHILE THEY WERE PAID TO SPEND DECADES...DOING VARIOUS THINGS WITH THE PRIVATE MILITARY CONTRACTOR COMMUNITY AND ALL OUR PARTNERS IN THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL...COMP...COMMUNITY. ...IT'S PROBABLY JUST A LENS ERROR OR NERVES, BUT ALL OF OUR PILOTS ARE ALSO HEROES AND WE SHOULD BELIEVE THEM...MAYBE.