THAT'S THE VIAGRA FALLS, YO! DEATH BEFALLS US ALL AT SOME POINT IN LIFE. I AM NOT AFRAID OF DEATH. I WELCOME THE VOID AND I YEARN FOR THE SWEET RELEASE AS I STARE DOWN UPON THE FRIGID WATER BELOW. IF GOD EXISTS, WHY WOULD HE BESTOW THIS BURDEN OF PAIN UPON ME? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE A MEDIOCRE LIFE. IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE MY DAYS ARE BUT A SITCOM, PERFORMED FOR MY AUDIENCE'S ENJOYMENT. THE END IS NEAR AND I DROOL SODDENED TEARS THINKING ABOUT THE TIME I'VE FORCED THE PEOPLE I LOVE TO WASTE ON ME. HOLY MEAT BALLS, IS THAT THE FAMILY MAN?