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squidward mad | I wish I was a dog. >do nothing all day
>just sit in front of the fan and chill
>periodically drink water and eat food
>piss and shit too but everyone does that
>get fun toys to play with
>go on walks regularly
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60 views 3 upvotes Made by anonymous 1 year ago in MEMES_OVERLOAD
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1 up, 1y
Ikr
1 up, 1y,
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-not be able to talk
-constantly be naked
-no human socialization, except, "WHO'S A GUWD BOI??"
-food probably tastes bad tbh
-only 10% of dogs will find a permanent home
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1 up, 1y,
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-not be able to talk
you can still talk, just not in the way that humans do
-constantly be naked
and..is that bad? clothes are constantly itchy and scratchy and you have to buy new pairs all the time
-no human socilization, except "who's a good boy??"
false. there's also "sit", "stay", "speak", "hello", "how are you", and a bunch of other basic phrases your owner will say to you
-food probably tastes bad tbh
you get used to it when it's what you eat your whole life, plus it's not like your owner isn't gonna give you scraps or something when they're done cooking dinner
1 up, 1y
Nice points
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I wish I was a dog. >do nothing all day >just sit in front of the fan and chill >periodically drink water and eat food >piss and shit too but everyone does that >get fun toys to play with >go on walks regularly >able to just chill and play all day