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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a house; a glass house; a glass house with birds on the outside. Birds make me crazy.

wtf

@birdnerd01

Lol

legit

It can probably see it’s reflection and is attacking it because it sees itself as a rival.

Okay

So you can get some stuff for that. There is paint and stickers you can get, or you can cover the window for a couple days to try and help. What kind of bird is it?

It's not just one. I have had a humming bird, 2 pigeons and a hawk run into it

So it’s because they see the reflection of the environment and they are trying to fly into it. The way you worded it made it sound like a single bird, sorry. The stickers or the paint will help prevent that.

I can't paint it or put stickers on it. It's 20 feet in the air

send pic of the bird

No

Can you get to the window from inside the structure

Yes, but window is currently cracked, so I'm just gonna replace it.

bird is stupid then

Ok. I’m not sure if putting something on the inside would be visible from the outside. Let me think about it

I DONT LIKE BIRDS,

A call can have many uses.
A bird singing for a mate is advertising himself in multiple ways. He’s saying three things
This is my territory
Hello ladies
I am a strong heathy male who can guard his territory, fend off predators, and take good care of myself and my mate, and sing all day.

Birds are cool

bird is dumb if it thinks glass is sky

Not really. Birds are a lot smaller then us, and don’t understand the concept of walls because they have never needed to

bird house:

Wdym by that

bird house has walls?

What I’m trying to say is don’t discount intelligence because they don’t understand something advanced. Isaac newton would not have been able to understand our technology, but that doesn’t make him any less smart

how does bird see dirty messy stained window with white outline and a black screen covering it and think "oh yeah thats the sky"

Probably doesn't help since red tail hawks can fly up to 120 miles per hour, meaning it'd be pretty hard to just- you know- stop flying

I’m not sure, I’m not a bird. They think differently then we do, but that doesn’t make them less

explain how bird is not stupid if they have been repeating their mating call for 30 minutes straight and still have not realized they are single

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a house; a glass house; a glass house with birds on the outside. Birds make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a glass; a glass glass; a glass glass with water in it. Water makes me crazy.

Rabies much?

no

It was a joke man. Lighten up a bit please