Phantom and Spectre were talking on a rooftop. It was a nice coincidence that they probably met before in the mission, and besides, they had nothing else to do.
Phantom: …and that’s why I can’t eat radishes anymore.
Spectre: Haha, that’s c-
(A gunshot could be heard, there was a bullet hole right next to them)
Phantom: oh no.
Spectre: What? What is it?
Phantom: It’s him.
He could see it in the distance. It was him, alright.
Phantom: He’s been trying to kill me for months now.
Spectre: …Who?
Phantom: It’s a robot made to have extreme accuracy with a sniper rifle. That was a warning shot. I’ll deal with this. You stay back.
Spectre: Wait, so you-
Phantom: JUST GO! I don’t want him killing you, too.
Spectre: …thanks?
(Phantom would take out his sword and run across the rooftops towards him. He saw the Sniper prepare to take another shot, and hid behind a large duct.)
Phantom: CAN’T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?
Sniper: WHY SHOULD I? YOU DESTROYED THE ONE PERSON, THE ONE THING I LIVED FOR!
Phantom: I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB!
(Phantom peeked around the corner and decided to run for it. He could hear the Sniper take a shot, and missed.)
Phantom: You have the aim of a stormtrooper. Now let me end this!
Sniper: I’ll gladly end this. (He dropped his gun and pulled out a machete from underneath his coat. They proceeded to have an epic, 5 minute long sword fight that I’m too lazy to describe in detail.)
Phantom: Just die already!
Sniper: If you die first!
(Sniper would kick Phantom in the leg, knocking him over. Phantom would lay at the edge of the building they were fighting on.)
Sniper: At last! My reason to live! Killing you! Just let me wait, y’know, for dramatic tension-
(A blade would poke out through the Sniper’s chest. The lights in his eyes shut off, and he fell over. Behind him was Spectre.)
Spectre: Saved ya!
Phantom: Thanks… clearly I couldn’t do that alone.
Spectre: Of course you could… you knew I was going to help you, so you stalled…
Phantom: …maybe.
Spectre: Get up, silly.
