Apparently r/astolfo is a thing :/

Smash

No homo

I want you to smash me against a wall and let me take it from behind as I cry out for your name

What… the f**k???

Is said no homo

I want to feel you bulge inside me

No homo 😘

Are you /j????

/srs

HELM GNAW BRO YOU WEIRD ASF

no homo

I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🙏 i betta not catch you in my comments again or its finna be OVER for you 👾💯💯

I know you want it too my little sugar cup 😇

Nuh uh
This is making me very uncomfortable

I know you want me I know I want you bro 😘

Please stop dude /srs

Nah I need to chill bro this is practically rape 💀 Let’s forget this happened fr

Thanks bro

I’ll never forget the spark we had though

💀

I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🙏 i betta not catch you in my comments again or its finna be OVER for you 👾💯💯

[𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥]

Did you just comment deleted?

No

Cap because I can still reply to it 🤙

r/UsernameChecksOut

Wait that's a dude??
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What have you done

I thought it was a GIRLLL

But that's it

I didn't do nothing

Cap frfr

Dude I'm like one of the few innocent new guys here
I'm just a funny guy
Not the kind of guy who does that

Cap

Whatever
I don't care if you think I did whatever you think I did
As long as you don't go around slandering me

But I am straight. Seriously.
I was just making a joke coz I actually thought it was a girl.
If I likes males it would be in my description.

But I don't like men
I am genuinely straight

I’m not gonna bro I like men too.
It’s alright, we can’t control our feelings.

Why is it when I said I was straight you were all gay gay your are gay
And when you thought I was gay you were all no it's fine your alright

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no
I don't
I never will