step 1. get an erection
step 2. get 3-5 tissues
step 3. cover them in lotion
step 4. pull down your pants
step 5. put 2-3 tissues on your erect dick
step 6. grab it firmly
step 7. slowly go up and down, preferably while watching porn (to make it faster)
step 8. keep going
step 9. cum