you'll have to put up a fight...

Hey are you a cloud?
Because every time I see you I get wet

90%

I like your toes

10%

I want to devour your toes so bad and then shit them into a pit

overboard

Is your pussy a cat, because I'd eat it up.
Chinese rizz

60%

Are you cotton, cause you're the only one I'm picking.
Slave rizz

I'm black soo yeah but imma let that one slide lol (but real shid 50%)

Oh. So sorry! I didn't know.

oh it's okay you're good

When I'm around you, I can't think straight.
Gay rizz

You must be Saitama cause I would let you pound me
(Yes I know it sucks)

40%

No way

oki oki if I'm being honest it's actually 60% it made me laugh too

No way absolute evil made some blush at all

I'm sorreeeeeee

So am i

Are you the sun?
'Cause you're incredibly hot

70%

I'm taking 70%

Are you my homework cause I wanna feed you to my dog

Go***amn- that's going in cursed comments

40%

Are you my homework cause I wanna slam you on my desk and do you

100%

Yay

are you a police officer? because i'd let you pin me down

Are you a transformer? Cause I'd spend 55 bucks on you