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Lego Ghost: holy jesus

*walking*

Plz don't f/ucking curb stomp me I don't wanna see the queen of England

"I could never."

Oh you can hear me in over here stabbing your giant ass toe

"Okay-"

You see me?

"yes?"

So what are you doing here?

"I dont know"

I somehow got launched to space lol

bob: I just crapped my pants.

*keeps walking*

Illy looked a tad bit intimidated. "Uh....hey."

*je was very, very flustered*

She walked over to him, and hugged him tightly.

*he stands up* "you..."

"Me?"

"Why..?"

"Cause I said I would."

"I-..."

"Yes?"

*punches her softly but slightly harder*

Ow-"

"Of course ma'am." *laughs a bit*

He used some magic, increasing the speed of the healing.

*waits*

"There. All better again."

"Good."

She smiled.

"What now?"

"I dunno. I got a stomachache now.'

"Hmm couldn't imagine why." *chuckles*

She giggled. "You owe me for that."

*laughs*

"I-uh-"

*smiling* go on

She suddenly hugged him, hiding her face.

"!"

Her tail waghed quickly.

*he picks her up*

"O-Oh-!"

*he holds her like a baby*

She blushed heavily.

"!!"

She kissed him.

*blushing heavily*

She pulled away, panting angrily.

"Woah-"

"Hmph."

*really flustered* "c-can you get off me..?"

"Why should I?"

"C-cause its embarrassing..."

"Good."

*He grabs it and gently strokes it*

She lightly moaned.

"!"

She was embarrassed.

"Someone likes when people pet her~"

"H-Hm-?"

*He kisses her shoulder and keeps stroking her tail*

She moaned some more.

*Grins*

She blushed heavily.

*he puts his hands on her waist*

"Oh~"

*he pulls away* "Hmm~?"

"You're gettin' handsy, aren't ya~"

"A bit~" *smiles*

She smirked.

*continues kissing her*

She kissed him back.

*he started using tounge*

"Mmph~"

"Well, Lilly it's nice to meet you." *he forces himself to shake her hand*

"Illy, not Lilly." She smiled. "I'm a demigoddess, my mom has a floating eyeball for a head, and my dad is a big lizard. That's all the context you need."

"What an...interesting bloodline."

"Yeah. I know. So..what are you?'

"I am absolute evil, I trained under s class hero silverfang in his dojo and killed all of the other students and became garou the hero hunter, then I gained power from God himself"

"Nice. Very nice. That explains your muscles."

"Yep. Thanks."

"Well, I learned magic from my mom, and I accidentally cursed myself with immortality. You can use me as a human shield, I mean, I won't last long, cause I'll be torn apart, but still alive. It's a very painful immortality."

"Good to know..."

"Yep. Basically, my body slowly heals from any injury. You can blow my head to bits and I'll still keep walking. Given, I can't see, or hear, cause my head's gone."

"Well... What now?"

Wanna..go to my place?"

*blushes* "Sure~"

She started going to her house, smirking.

*He follows close behind*

She went inside.

*He hugs her from behind and picks her up in the process*

"Oh~!"

*Grins*

She blushed.

"I am not a log!"

"It's a metaphor. You're big."

"Oh."

"And cute."

"Why are you so flirty all of a sudden?" *he was flustered*

"Mostly cause your reaction is funny."

*he punches her shoulder softly*

She rubbed it, giggling.

"Dick."

"I'm the future goddess of deception, dear."

"Hmmm..."

"Very painful, but a very fun trick at parties."

*he was getting ideas*

"I feel like you're thinking of something."

"No..."

"Hm. Maybe it was nothing, then."

*he stares at his hand then her stomach then his hand again*

"So...you got some chess or-"

"Hm? Oh yeah but I suck."

"Ah. Nevermind then." She had no clue of whatever he was planning.

"Huh?" *He looks down acting clueless*

"Do you...not have one?"

"Have what?"

"You know..the thing that can make children."

*Trying hard not to laugh* "Huh?"

"Are you toying with me?"

"What are you talking about-" *he starts laughing his ass off*

She looked at him, unimpressed.

"I'm sorry i had to."

"So..will you?"

*he gets close* "oh yeah?"

"M....Mhm..."

*gets a bit close: "oh yeahhh?"

"Yeah..." Her face was red.

*pulls his face away* "oh well."

She growled a tiny bit.

"Aww!"

She was a bit of sad and angry.

"What are you gonna do about it?" *grins*

She growled, and dove at him.

"Well... what now?"

"I dunno. My head hurts."

*he starts petting her head*

She smiled, blushing a bit, and closing her eye.

*he sneakily kisses hee while her eyes are closed while petting her*

"Mm...,x

"!?"

"What? I like being pet."

"Did you have to...make that noise?"

"It's a normal noise people make when they're relaxed. Like a massage or something."

"??? I haven't even said anything."

"J-Just reinforcing my claim...that it's nothing..."

"Well I guess you have nothing to hide." *he pulls his face away*

She frowned.

"Knew it."

"Huh what-"

"You're the one reading my mind."

"O-Oh.."

*smiles* "So why did you frown?"

"Cause...I...w-w...wanted you to...kiss me..'

*blushes hard*

She smirked.

"You're mean..."

"Look who's talking." She smiled, her arms on his shoulders.

"I do every day in the mirror."

She giggled.

"Glad you found that funny." *smiles*

She smiled as well. "I wanna date you."

"W-what!?!"

"Yep."

*what's she trying do do?* *does she want attention?* *girls are weird* *why do I feel like someone's listening to my thoughts?*

She giggled.

"???"

"Nooothing."

"Rightttt."

Her tail slowly waved.

*he puts his "face" close to hers* "you sure?"

"Mhm.." She blushed a little bit. She looked at the thoughts about her now.

*she's totally lying* *man if she keeps lying I'm gonna keep getting close* *should I kiss her when I get close enough?* *yeah sure whatever*

She suddenly went red. "Totally...nothing.."

"Mmg~"

Her tail wagged.

*he was pushing his body against her*

She pulled away for a second. "You're squishing a few things, ya know that~?"

"Want me to move~?"

"Nah~"

"Mk~"

She smirked.

"Was that enough proof~?"

"Maybe, maybe not~"

*"God is she trying to flustered me on purpose" along with a few more about her crossing her legs*

She looked at ones about her crossing her legs.

*what is she doing* *why is she sitting like that* *she looks cute how can that be comfortable* *why would she do that*

She blushed.

*he looks over* "huh?"

"Oh, nothin." She got up.

"Hm, okay."

She walked in front of him, looking up at him, just to read his thoughts to see how he reacts.

*it was still hundreds of thoughts and they where mostly the same*

She listened to ones about her.

*Puts her down* " Are you really getting teased in your own home~?* *chuckles*

"Well I wish you did a bit more than teasing~" She smirked.

"Oh~? Like what~?"

"You know what~"

"Do i~? I think you should tell me~"

"It involves a certain 'friend' of yours~"

*He seemingly got jealous*

"The one that's attached to you, dear~"

"well i don't think i can really get out of this cosmic form without God killing me. Unless thats not what you mean?"

"Here, I'll be a bit more subtle, the one in between your legs."

*he gets off of her* "I'm gonna take that as a yes"

"Wooo boy, I enjoyed that.'

*proud of himself*

"I want more...but I digress, I don't wanna mess up these clothes."

*in a very clearly joking tone* "Then just take it off~"

"If ya say so~" She pretended to start taking them off.

"!"

She then started giggling.

"That was a joke...-"

"I know, just wanted to see the look on your face. I wasn't gonna actually do it."

"S-sure..."

She smiled. "I love how nervous you are."

"S-shut up!" *he looks away*

"You're so big and strong, but so easily flustered." She smirked.

"You do too!"

"But I look like someone who would be flustered easily."

"Oh?"

"You look like the big dominant type.

"I am...mostly."

"Don't seem like it."

*He kisses her shoulder*

"Mmn~"

*Laughs*

She was flustered.

*Keeps holding her*

Her tail wagged.

*he felt it brush up on him and looks at it* "Hm~?"

She grabbed it, hugging it in lnbetween her legs.

"Noo bring it back, Darling~"

She let go.

"I guess."

She smirked. (memechat?)

*Smiles back* (Yeah probably.)

"You're immortal."

She sighed. "...Fine."

"Really?" *he looked shocked*

"...Just this once.."

*he had put his hand in a circle on her stomach and pushed in hard then rips her stomach out*

"F-F**k!" She panted, her insides spilling out.

*he was enjoying this sight*

"G-Glad you find this fun." She was a bit sarcastic, grabbing her insides and shoving them back in her body.

"Well not like I know how it feels." *he gives her the stomach back*

"Thanks."

*he picks her up*

Hey-"

"Hah.:

She squirmed.

"Try all you want."

She kicked.

"You're adorable!"

She blushed.

"Haha."

"Hmph."

"Oh~?"

She smirked.

*chuckles*

"I can sense your urge to tear of my clothes."

"Wha- Where did that come from?! cause i don't have one right now."

"I dunno, I can taste it in the air. Or maybe that's the blood in my mouth."

"Blood!? Are you okay?!"

"Yeah. I accidentally bit my tongue after giggling."

"Oh... Well no i don't want to rip your clothes off right now."

"Oh. Maybe later, then."

"Oh fine."

"I dunno what, though. Maybe a smooch on the cheek."

"Wh- huh??"

"I'd say a smooch on the cheek is enough compensation for allowing you to rip my insides out."

"...fine." *he quickly kisses her cheek*

She smirked, and wrapped her arms around him.

"!?"

"Haha."

"W-what do you think you're doing!"

"Huggin you, you big log."

"I'm gonna rip your stomach out again." *jokingly*

"Ripping out my stomach can't stop me from kissing you."

"Then I'll stick it in your mouth."

"Stick what in my mouth now?"

"Don't you play dumb."

"You talking about my insides or-"

"Yes your stomach!"

"Oooooh."

*bonk*

"Ow."

"Man you better quit being so cute." *he softly pokes her chest so he doesn't cut or hurt her*

She blushed. "Thaaaat's a funny place to poke."

"Hm?"

"You poked my chest."

"Yeah?"

"You know what women have on their chest?"

"Yes."