How would your oc react to being in a talk show episode with Apex

Pearlfan: who the f**k are you??

Apex: You should know me, I'm Apex

Pearlfan: doesn’t ring a bell

Shadronia : I’ve been on these shows plenty but never with some idiot wearing an aluminum hat

Apex: Oh my hair is wonderfully colored

Shad:THATS HAIR NOT A HELMET

Goober: how did I get here?

EdgyHead, yelling at the crowd: BOW DOWN TO ME, OR I WILL FORCE YOU TO LISTEN TO THIS MANS RAMBLING!

The crowd: we came here for his rambling

Edgy: ah.
*He grabs Apex by the neck with a strange collar formed by the Reality Ruby*

Edgy: Then bow down, or you'll never hear him say ANYTHING ever again.

*Apex laughs as he breaks the collar*
Apex: You think you can best me with your ruby

Edgy: Huh. Impressive.
You're obviously not the pushover I thought you were, Apex. Well...
LET'S GIVE THESE PEOPLE A SHOW REALLY WORTH WATCHING!!!

*The stage morphs into a black and red arena, a shield blocks off EdgyHead and Apex, and the crowd*

*Apex takes his shades off and Edgyhead sees fire reflecting off of his eyes*
Apex: I'll show you what a Kaiser can do

Kuro: heh, and I though he was lying..

Potato would casually start talking about the best way to hide a body

*Apex would listen*

And then your gonna wanna give the grower food to the family so they eat the dead relative!

Phantom: …uh… I thought I agreed not to be on here. Did you kidnap me and put me here?

Apex: *Shows Phantom the contract Phantom signed* You signed this contract

“welp… uh… ok”

(We can start over)

no it’s ok

Hoplash: *screaming and rolling around like a ball*
Tortoiseed: W-what an honor..?
Coaliz: *snoring*

Reddit Cam: Are you sure there's no mercenaries here?

Larry: How tf did I get here.. WHO ARE YOU

Apex: Ah a talking cat, what's your name you marvelous being?

Larry: L-Larry, who are you?

Apex: I'm Apex

Larry: Ok.. how did I get here?