"IF YOU WERE TO MULTIPLY THE TOTAL QUANTUM ENERGY OF THE UNIVERSE (E=MC2) BY THE PROBABILITY OF SPONTANEOUS BLACK HOLE FORMATION AT THE CURRENT TIME OF YOUR READING THIS, AND YOU DIVIDED IT BY THE FACTORIALS OF FLOUR, WATER, TOMATO, CHEESE AND PEPPERONI, AND YOU SUCCESSFULLY ACCOUNTED FOR THE PRESENCE OF SOME SORT OF MICROWAVE RADIATION OR THERMAL HEAT EMITTING DEVICE ACCOMPANIED WITH A SPECIFICALLY CONTROLLED AMOUNT TIME... YOU WOULD THEN, THEORETICALLY HAVE A PEPPERONI PIZZA."; SAID: ALBERT EINSTEIN (PROBABLY)