Welcome to the internet, have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content, some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to the internet, come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic, this isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest
Welcome to the internet, what would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy, be horny, be bursting with rage
We got a million different ways to engage
Welcome to the internet, put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta, here's a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter f**king each other
Welcome to the internet, hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting, he just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you w**re
See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her, do a Zoom or find a tumor in your-
Here's a healthy breakfast option, you should kill your mom
Here's why women never f**k you, here's how you can build a bomb
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