Part 2: Waffle

XP: Yeah, I guess you’re the new general.
FX: Cool…
XP: Say, what’s your name?
FX: …I don’t know.
XP: Welp. At least we have Uno. Let’s play i-
(An unexpected flying waffle knocked the box out of his hands, it went through the window, breaking it)
XP: THE WINDOW! OH GOD, SOMEONE FIX THAT BEFORE WE GET SUCKED INTO SPACE!
(Unnamed Side Character Xarranian 2 would fix the glass)
FX: Nice!
XP: Yeah, I- oh god. THE UNO!
(gathered concern)
XP: Who knows where it could go? What planet? What galaxy? You there, the new general. Your new code name is Oblivion. Get into the armory and take whatever you want. We will destroy this entire universe if that’s what it takes to get our Uno back.
FX: Gotcha.

…later…

The XP arrived at the mothership’s cockpit.
XP: FOLLOW THAT UNO BOX! QUICKLY!
Pilot: Understood!

The ship slowly inched towards the box.
Oblivion: Be careful… if we bump into it, who knows how far away it’ll float!
Pilot: Don’t worry about- …oops.
(Everyone started screaming)

It’s hilarious how everyone is worried about a single uno box while they can easily buy one at a store lol

but this one had fun custom rules written in those blank cards

What were them

idk

Draw 10 or commit murder

that’s pretty tame considering they’re xarranians

Like what have they done

…not that much actually, they only turned violent when xarrania was destroyed

Imagine getting your planet destroyed