Real

Some bi-
Jokes aside,
A black hole. Money. The entire universe

I mean, get enough money and you can. Nobody has claimed those things yet

i meant like more money than what you have, but shure

You can buy a money making plant to make more money

Infinite money glich

You can purchase rolls of pennies, quarters, etc

Rolls of p**is

Oof-

Black men.

Not in this age, no...

Wish we could turn back time to the good old days

Racist

Nah, nostalgic.

Fax

💀

Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo to cursed comments with you

More money than you pay

Real

Your dad to get the milk and come home

Me

...

I'm for free

Bet I'm on my way

Now go and work

nobody gonna take you 🗿

Joke's on you I'm already taken

False. She's a nice one too.

I'm trying to get one rn but it's hard bc my parents don't really approve of it.

Lmao I wasn't even trying to get a girl

Idk how it even started
I was just being the mildly maniacal being that is me-

Sometimes just being nice to a girl makes her like you

It's sad that some people don't know that 💀

And yet I'm still single this sum bs

Memechat?

Sure it's a she?

She or he, it doesn't matter to me.

Nah thanks
Brain functions at low levels rn lol

More money, air, planets, a galaxy or a universe, something that's already free, something priceless like museum artifacts, people, did I leave anything out?

Well you used to be able to buy people

Used to, but it's 2023 now.

Damnit

Black men

I'll time travel to the 1800s

well then you're set

Life.

Oh and this