The elites in the Xarranian government were all in a room, having a party.
“Hey,” the Xarranian President said, “want to play Uno?”
General K’horr: I can’t. I don’t have it.
Unimportant Side Character Xarranian 1: But doesn’t it come with your XBox?
GK: Uh… it didn’t with mine.
Unimportant Side Character Xarranian 2: But it always comes with Uno!
GK: …I bought it off EBay.
Suddenly, a female Xarranian walked into the room.
Xarranian President: 🪐
Female Xarranian: That doesn’t matter. What does matter is that he does have Uno!
(She’d hold up a box for Uno. The initials LK were written on the back in the traditional Xarranian language.)
GK: -that isn’t my handwriting! I’m telling you I don’t have Uno!
XP: Yes it is, I’ve seen it!
GK: (stutter) NO! NONONONO! YOU’RE WRONG!
XP. Listen… I didn’t care when you accidentally blew up the entire east wing. I didn’t care when you hacked into some poor MSMG owner’s account and arkuumed the stream. But… you’re lying to me? About a card game? That’s sad. Consider yourself…
…dishonorably discharged AND exiled from our ship.
GK: NONONONONONONONO- (2 security guards would escort him out and onto an escape pod)
Unimportant Side Character Xarranian 2: …now we need a new general.
(everyone would look at the recently introduced female Xarranian)
FX: What?
