its basically a slightly spooky analog horror skit about msmg but from the perspective of the sitewide mods. its basically saying that msmg is safe as long as you trust what they're saying
rule 1: avoid controversy [even if you can help]
rule 2: always follow sightwide instructions [despite the fact they make no sense]
rule 3: avoid *unnamed entity that would basically be sitebanned users like my [soon to be] husband here*