baisic rules apply, romance ok, im just bored ok?

Sirenia: wakey wakey senpai (male)

Umbreon: owwww.... my head.... where am i?

S: you're at my place a hard one to get to or leave at that

U: oh great... what do you want? money?

You...

U: oh ok... toooatally not psychotic.

She steps into the light she appears to be a siren, and she have scars on her face that look likes a smile* not at all

U: ...

What? I got attacked for no reason

U: or was it because you were kidnapping me?

No it was before that

U: oh ok.

Yeah

U: god... my f**king head.. how hard did you hit me? or am i just hungover?

Hungover...you drank a lot, and that was not my doing

U: eh... god absinthe is strong...

Yeah. I don't drink anyway

U: good for you. whoop de doop.

How rude of me! I never introduced me self! I'm Sirenia

U: heh. siren-ia, clever.

Yeah. Me parents thought up of it

U: yeah. of course.

I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere *giggles*

U: o...k...

The moment she leaves you hear a male voice in your head
"Umbreon! Can you hear me?"

U: <mind: WHAT THE F**K?!?!?! youre not chaos!>

It's me Matt!

U: <i dont f**king know you!>

You don't? I was that new teacher

U: <no! I dont!>

siyes...
any way, im trying to save you.

U: <o..k..? luck and skill arent gonna be happy youre here though. >

I not *in* your head, just talking to you telepathically.

U: <oh? i thought i was immune to telepathy..*

Well, I'm a powerful sorcerer. What do you expect?

U: <and im the equivilent of a god due to selling my soul. >

OK. Anyway, I am trying to get you out of there

U: <cool. i dont know how, but my powers have been disabled>

Sirenia is a goddess

U: <great... divinites...>

It's weird tho... she tends to kill mostly men, yet you're still alive.... huh. Maybe she does like you...

U: oooor... Its the fact that when it comes to male and female I am yes.

OK

U: annnyway.

She's coming back. don't say anything about me!

U: ok then

(F**k it we’re using my serial killer oc)
Darvius: Wake upppp~

U: ughhhhh... my head... where am i?

Darvius: Hello there~ *he was behind her, in the shadows*

(o ur doing the female?)
Piana: *jumps a little*

(Oh mb I forgot to tell you I was T-T)
Darvius: Hehehe~

lol its fine)
P: oww... oww. ow. ow.

D: Don’t try escaping, it’s only gonna make your pain worse…

P: or maybe im in pain because your raggedy ass ropes from f**king dollar tree are chafing.

D: Man, shut up it’s the best ropes I could afford! Anyway that’s not the point… the point is… you know why you’re here right?

P: bitch do f**king look like i do?

D: Yeah, to be honest.

P: well then youre either blind or a class 5 dumbass cus i dont.

D: How about you shut up for 5 seconds. Anyways, you’re here because…~ oh f**k it your ass is playing dumb I know you know.

P: :3

D: You better wipe that smug ass off before I put this knife through your throat.

P: kinky~

D: MANNNN, SHUT THE HELL UP OR I’M FINNA KICK YO ASS!

P: boy i can beat you whilst still in this chair. i killed a man with a playing card once you wanna f**king test me?

D: Yo ass is tied up rn whatchu finna do?

P: i could trip you by wobbling in a direction you dont expect, causing you to lose balance, i can then rock back to my origional position to hit you, sending you if not straight to the floor at least to the nearest wall, then i can hop my way over to that dope collection of knives you got and cut myself free.

D: My sister in Christ, I have an axe I will slice yo ass in two

P: which i accounted for in that calculation.

D: Damn your good… f**k you and your smartass.

P: you could f**k me~ ;P

D: Ya horny f**k-

P: :3

D: You know what, you’re annoying as f**k sooo I’m just gonna kill ya.

P: you can try.

D: *He grabbed an axe and he was about to cut you into two*

P: *le scared*

*The axe was speeding toward you*

P: *falls to the side* dont kill me!

D: Hmph, fine… I won’t. *You saw this man on the news before, he was a serial killer*

P: oh hey youre that serial killer? what do you want with me?

D: Oh yeah, I ummm wanted to ask some questions about police, that one gang and shit.

P: im a violinist. i dont know shit.

D: Well shit I gotta kill you now. (Every moment we stray further from the prompt XD)

P: or do you..?

D: Whatchu mean

P :you could just keep me here.

D: Why?

P: so i cant tell anyone?

D: Ah true.

P: ...

D: Yeah you’re staying here.

P: ok.

D: I bet you can provide use to me…

P: how so?

D: Just do some chores for me like cleaning my feet

P: oh goody...

D: *unties* Your first little chore is to clean up my yard.

P: fine.

D: Go on.

P: *waves her hand, the yard is cleaned and trimmed*

D: Perfect. Now you gotta clean up my house.

P: *waves her hand, same shit different way*

D: Hm… you’re free to do whatever for 5 minutes. Don’t try escaping or I’ll cut your limbs off while overdosing you with adrenaline

P: fine.