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*eats*

No

Chicken

No

Air fryer

not the most photo enjoying birb

Looks like a nice bird 🦜

Yes

He was attacking his feathers

In my book Birds outranks everything

Yes

Anyways nice birb

Thx

Good birds follow orders

Birb

His name is mango

Good Mango good... kill him

Wtf

Lmao I was trying to get my Palpatine voice out

When I was a kid, I had 82 birds but they died of a heart attack

82!?!

Yeah, It's a Mexican thing to have many pets

Nice man!

Thx

Np^^

That's AWESOME :D
Is this your first pet? What's its name? Is it a boy or girl? How old is it? Where did you get it? Who chose to get a bird specifically? Will you hand-train it? Will you ever allow it to come out of its cage? Will you get another?

(Welcome to the birb squad)

It’s not my first pet also it’s a boy and named mango

That's a nice name :]
Who does mango belong to then...

Me and my family

I thought you meant that you were borrowing the bird for a sec XD
Good for you ^-^

Thx

Yeah now it's time for bird soup

No

Good....now kill him

NOOOO

T-T

Bruh

/joking

Ok,...

Lmak

LMAOOOOOO

that's nice

Yeah