*Takes a seat.*

Why do I feel something up my ass?

HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL GOOD...

R/cursedcomments

aw it was so wholesome :(

*gets out flyswatter*

Me: *sits on chair* "why do I feel like something's in my butthole". *gets up and looks at chair*. "oh, crap there's like someone sitting there, my bad" :p

Me constantly