Dark Humor RP

*thomas the dank engine plays*
*opens my backpack slowly while singing this* I GOT 7 MAC 11S, ABOUT EIGHT .38S, NINE 9s, TEN MAC 10, THE SHIT NEVER ENDS

*walks too him pulls out a minigun from his duffle bag and sings along* I have a Gatling gun bitches and better start running cause we men are tired of you picking on us

How the f**k does a minigun fit in there?

It's convertible

bob: no. just no. *Starts sprinting to the roof level*

*grabs shotgun out of the bag* AYO WE ON THE SAME TEAM BRUH IM A QUIET KID TOO

Ethan: lets go

*loads shotgun with malicious intent* gayos (gay chaos) time

Ethan: I'm not gay *his gf shows up with a m16* now lets kill every one

Ohhh okay. Let's go

Saki: hey have a box of gunpowder I don’t have the fuse so it’s useless for me

Ethan: *shoots them* I committed Arson

Saki: ah oh

Ethan: no survivors remember that

Hide in the bathroom and when he comes in. You throw your poop at his face to blind him (what about Erp?)

Bruh he's straight

So throwing poop is gay?

I don't do that and it's not erp related in my opinion

Ohh anyway just throw poop at the dude and run it's that easy

*chases him and caught him and slits his throat* you shouldn't have done that *Walks back to the bathrooms and cleaned his face* good as new *walks back to your body and drags it to the janitor's room* This gonna be fun *cut's him open and takes a rib bone out of you* new weapon thanks *walks out

He cant run at me with poop in his face

actually he wiped it off with alcoholic wipes and he 100% killed your oc

Not true, he got away

He sliced his throat how can you survive that also he's faster

Well maybe he had a lot of blood

Also I am naked, so i am faster because nothing restricts me from running

congrats You are blocked

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