Onan: For those of you who are new to the show, I will be spinning this wheel, *gestures to a large wheel in the center of the set* and whatever it lands on will be doused in gasoline. And we keep doing it until something catches fire. Sound good?
*cheers*
Alright, let's give it a spin!
*Onan spins the wheel. It lands on an image of Walt Heisenberg, the band leader*
Oh, would you look at that?
*Walt stares coldly*
Come on, Walt, we know how this works. Now come on, time for the gasing! Eh, that sounded wrong.
*holds up a can of gasoline and dumps it on Walt*
Any fire yet?
Walt: No.
Onan: Okay, next item!
*spins it again. This time, it lands on an image of a microphone*
Oh, how fun. Let's see... how this works...
*Onan takes off his microphone on his suit and covers it in gasoline. No more audio is coming through.*
*Images of Onan getting a fire extinguisher and extinguishing a fire that has sparked with no audio*
*A crew member gives Onan one of those old game show mics*
Onan: Thank you. Well, that was fun! Stay tuned, because we're about to see a great performance from the one and only Squidward Tentacles. Stay tuned!