"im not a simp" my phone:

BUNNYCAT PURPLE GUY YES

YES BUNNYCAT IS AMAZING

"YUS BUNNYCAT LIKERS!"

You're dad:

howd you know

Are you fu/cking sped? can you just look and see why you have no father?

yo i was joking chill tf out 💀

*ahem* it's your

Grammerly is selling me

woah there buddy, that argument was done like 2 months ago

I know