I'm laughing so hard XDDDD

Star Wars, Rise of Blood Pressure

"It's over Anakin, I have the high cholesterol!"

XD

i got more:

He makes a lightsabre turn into a heavysabre
If he wanted to fly a TIE fighter, it would go from H shape to A shape
He uses the force by crushing people with his weight
He coulda jumped on Starkiller base and it woulda blown up
He makes Jabba the Hutt look like an ant

one more

Not even the force could lift him up
Lasers bounce right off of him because he's practically bulletproof with all that fat on his belly
"I ate your father"
His nickname is Darth WEIGHTer

oh yeah

hes the 3rd death star

I’m dying XDDD

XD

Star Wars: rise of the cholesterol