GREEK GODS: GUYS I CAN EXPLAIN! NORSE GODS: YOU'RE ALL BORN IMMORTAL? WE'RE ONLY IMMORTAL BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY DESTINED TO DIE AT RAGNOROK! AZTEC GODS: SERIOUSLY? WE'RE ONLY IMMORTAL BECAUSE OF HUMAN SACRIFICES! EGYPTIAN GODS: WAIT YOU GUYS ARE IMMORTAL?