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Aight. So, you know those YouTube channels of 10 year old girls? And yes, girls in specific. They really annoy me, because all they are is a kid drinking something, badly lip-syncing to a semi-popular audio, with a title like “don’t mind my hair” or something like that. The comment section is always like “OMG you ROCK girl slayyyyyyyy”, or “Wow you are so PRETTY” or something like that. But if some random person on the internet came up to me and called me handsome, I would block them immediately, no matter gender, age, or anything else. Not only that, but their channels have hundreds of thousands of subscribers, and because their content is actually garbage, there must be some sort of pedophile thing there. And that is the end

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Qhar

I've come to make an announcement, elfiya is a bitch ass motherf**ker, he pissed on my f**king wife. Thats right, he took his sex joke flaming dick out and he pissed on my f**king wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my image flip dot com, Elfiya, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO FIRE, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f**k MSMG. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on MSMG. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE FUN STREAM! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, SAUCE? I PISSED ON THE FUN STREAM YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT F**KING MSMG. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.