Disgusted Face

I've never seen a cat fart lmao

I have been witness to a 15 second long cat fart followed by watching the same cat do the mad dash out the house to take a massive dump.

It was audible and very horrendous at an open all the windows and throw the HVAC on full fan.

That's like watching somebody who has the hound dog who has the raunchiest farts go inside a living room cut a silent fart then do the mad dash out of living room before anybody notices that the dog ripped ass.