There are four options
1. “Occupied” (for when your boring)
2. “Come in” (for when your adventurous)
3. “Closed for cleaning, come back tomorrow” (for when your feeling evil)
4. Don’t say anything, just open the door (for the vine)

Noted

Why do that when you can just shit louder

What?? I thought I was the only one who ate cock in the public bathroom

I thought the bathroom was for eating children?

That too, that too...

Yeah

Ok

"Not right now, I'm pickling my slugs."
-random wizard sleeptalking on the Knight Bus, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban