TransFormers RP

Holy shit it's the only trans thing I like (If you got offended stfu and cry about it. Its just a joke)

I'll keep that in mind

Btw there are Decepticons coming to earth right now

Hunter(But not a robot):Wow. It’s Optimus prime. *waves*

Optimus: did Red Alert survive because he's been going offline and online none stop

Hunter:idk. They captured him.

Optimus: *Gets angry* I will kill them for what they are doing to my old friend

Hunter:you can’t let anger get the best of you Optimus.

Optimus: I know *calls the Autobots base on Cybertron* this is a rescue mission all atobots it's time arrive to earth

Hunter:good call.

Optimus: get megatron hunter

Hunter:wait isn’t megatron a bad guy?

Optimus: you mean a Decepticon yes but we are trying to fight Unicron

Hunter:oh k.

Optimus: *transforms to robot mode* Greetings to you friend

Hunter:greetings!

Optimus: how did you know my name?

Hunter:yiur famous boi.

Optimus: you mean the Famous Cybertonian on earth right?

Hunter:yes.

Optimus: have you seen a Energeon Sphere here on your planet because My autobots have a ernergeon reading here some where on your planet *Squats down*

Hunter:Oh there’s an Army base with One 45 kilometres away from here. The energon sphere thing is huge!

Optimus: Is Red Alert there

Hunter:I saw him yeah. But you need back up they got There own Robot things and trust me you do not want to mess with them without a proper plan. I know the place because I used to work there.

bob: BRUH COME ON IT WAS SO CLOSE TO THE LANDMINE IT WOULD’VE BEEN SO FUNNY

Optimus: *drives around the landmine* so it seems you want me to die *transforms* think again Human

bob: we’re is Bosnia there’s land mines everywhere

Optimus: *contacts Red Alert* Warp me to base
Red Alert: are you sure Prime
Optimus: *transforms* yes *ends transmission* hop in

bob: okie (rolls in)

Red Alert: warp gate ready sir
Optimus: good to hear
*they warp to the Autobot base*
Optimus: human welcome to the base Bumblebee come hear my old friend

bob: (eats a bottle for honey)

Bumblebee: What the hell is that human doing

Optimus: I have no idea

bob: that was kinda warm

bob: I am a circle, not human (eats honey without bottle)

Bumblebee: so prime may I execute the alien it's creeping me out
Optimus: let me *his arm transforms to a plasma rifle* there isn't a rule about killing shapes autobots *shoots bob 1,000s of time*

Me: what the fućk-

Optimus Prime: Don't be afraid I am autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron also known as a autobot. There is more than meets the eye your world has met mine during the Jurassic period

Me: okay thenn... wanna watch anime?

my jaw would drop

Kyle: The f**k?

Optimus: Wow language human

Kyle: What else did you expect, I just saw a truck turn into . . . what ever you are . . .

Optimus: Oh my bad My name is Optimus prime. I'm a cybernetic organism from the planet Cybertron. and a raise of beings called transfrormers. I'm the leader of the Autobots and We set a base here on your planet to stop Megatron the leader of the depictions, his war destroyed our planet and I fear he found a power source on your planet to conquer the universe, and If he wins your raise will parish since I told you this this means you are part of this now

Kyle: . . .

Optimus: have you seen the power scours any where I glows purple and it looks like a sphere

Kyle: no

Optimus: I fear we're too late

you can't do that